i decided to redo this picture:
My super cool white pumpkin. Pretty snazy, don't ya think?
hell yes, blue LED lights are just awesom like that
one day when i'm rich, i shall buy this. the coolest bass EVER, played by some of the coolest bassists EVER.
just crazy kids with a camera in a car in a driveway at 2 in the morning talking about bank accounts and homecomming.
yeah Mike was pretty pissed about this one hahaha
So, the other day me and Ben and Mark went on a little drive to Clifton, for absofuckinglutely no reason at all. I parked my car in the IGA parking lot, and we went in and baught these things called Ginger Beers. We were sitting in the back of the wagon drinking them, talking about where we should go next, and people kept giving us weird looks as they walked by. Then this super gay cop walked up slowly and slowly walked in circles around the car, smiling smugly and looking at us. We got kind of freaked out, so Ben and Mark walked back over to Mark's car (I'm still not allowed to drive people around, but i sometimes do anyways). As I started to drive off, the gay cop flagged me down. The ensuing conversation went something like this:
me: is there a problem officer?
cop: hello! you weren't by chance sitting there drinking beer were you?
me: no sir
cop: oh really?
cop: how old are you?
cop: 16 huh?
cop: teenagers like to expeirament with things
cop: and you know, drinking beer is illegal
me: yes it is
cop: what were you drinking?
me: root beer
cop: root beer?
cop: where are the bottles?
me: my friend mark threw 'em in the dumpster (points at mark then at dumpster)
cop: threw em in the dumpster huh?
cop: cleanin up the evidence?
me: no sir! just doing my duty as a citizen not to litter
cop: ok then, we got security camaras, we'll have you're lisence plate number and we'll see what you were drinking
me: ok! have fun
cop: ok (smiles smugly, like he caught me or something. what a pig fucker.) you have a nice day.
me: oh i will!
Yeah, i told you he was gay. Me and Ben and Mark had a good laugh about that afterwords. I was laughing so much at the thought of that pigfucker profiling against teens, and thinking about how someone who walked by us must have tipped him off, that I almost ran a red light. But I didn't.